Monday, April 10, 2006

COLT Gear is So NoTORIous on VH1!

Our good friend over at ManNet.com, Butch Harris was the first person to let us know of the recent showing of this week's So NoTORIous starring Tori Spelling... in which the 14" Thruster gets airtime along with a whole lotta' COLT Gear... Since this morning our phones have not stopped ringing... Tori desperately wants to land the role of a tough prostitute in a gritty docudrama, and can't even get an audition. She enlists Janey, Sasan, and Ruthie to accompany her to the premiere of the director's latest movie to try to get to him directly, but she fails. Still looking for a way in, Tori decides to put an audition on tape, and she and her friends go to the Pleasure Chest to buy the appropriate props (COLT Gear 14" Truster). At the Pleasure Chest, Tori sees an old co-star (Shannon Dohorty) she wants to avoid and dives behind a counter of dildos (COLT Gear Section) to avoid her. Driving away, Tori realizes her beloved Blackberry is missing. She calls it. A guy answers and starts teasing her, instigating a cat-and-mouse game. Tori, Janey, Sasan, and Ruthie end up spending the rest of the night wandering the mean streets of Hollywood trying to get her Blackberry back, and in the process, Tori gets a little bit of street cred. Buy the 14" Thruster here:
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  • 3 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    14' means 14 feet.

    COLTblogger said...

    Ouch! Thanks for that! Fixed now - I'm sure someone will be upset! ;)

    Anonymous said...

    Does this thing have a keychain ring on the end of it??

    That's hilarious! Just what I need dangling off my car's ignition! :)